Sunday, June 30, 2013

Engagement Day

 
 
Congratulation to both of u!
May both of you last till your big day in 2 yrs time insya Allah,
earlier the better lah lol,
good luck in both of your future,
and to my future sis-in-law,
cant wait for you to join in the big family :)
 
i still remembered how both of you got to know each other,
it was funny but yeah,
likka finally gitu after all these years!
good job!
 
 
 
nice right?
i just felt like pluking those moneys and put in my pocket hehehe,
 
 
From the guy's side to the girl's side
 
 
From the girl's side to the guy's side
 
 
and because of this,
ppl kept asking me the same qs,
u noe i noe ahh,
all i could say was,
lagi lame lahhhh,
tkde calon, nak carikkan ah,
adeq lah dulu...
 
lol..this is standard~~~
 

comel sangat

 
this lil boy is so so cute!!!
not scared of ppl at all,
semue die kasi dokong,
can i just adopt him?
 
ohh and tts my brother who got engaged,
congrats ah ehkkk...
 
 
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iFound

 
 
 
 
wohoooo look at these pics!!
MRF troopers in action virtually,
not bad ah...
in the game some more!!
#the last of us
 

oh yahh there's the female version,
lol,
gas gas gas!!
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what's wrong with them?

 
yes this is ariel peterpen,
usually i got ppl saying i looked like tomok,
this time round,
this bapak from indon said i looked like ariel peterpen,
OMGEEE..
why him?? so jauh ahhh..
 
he's so handsome...
lol..
whats wrong with them??
claiming i looked like these superstar???
weird but true...
oh well not forgetting his scandalicious thingy with the 2 indon gals,
lol...
therefore im so far looking like him for goodness sake :)
 

ohhhhh nooooooo :/

Haiya...now they putiing the pressure on me...

Nvm lahhh let my adeq go first shall we :):)

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Monday, June 24, 2013

cinta kita-shireen & teuku wisnu

 
 
 
on d replay

Salam nisfu syabaan

Doa Yaasiin Malam Nisfu Sya'ban
 
 
 
Baca surah yaasin tiga kali; setiap kali diikuti doa nisfu syabaan dan disertai degan niat:
 
1.Bacaan pertama mohon panjang umur daam kebaikan.
 
2.Bacaan kedua mohon dimurahkan rezeki yang halal.
 
3.Bacaan ketiga mohon iman yang sempurna semasa mati kelak.
 
 
and if  you realised, yesterday's moon was extra beautiful :)
 
Rejab itu bulan Allah, Syabaan itu bulan Nabi dan Ramadhan itu bulan umat islam.


Saturday, June 22, 2013

Nothing is too big to handle

 
Finally i get to drive one of my dream vehicles,
eventhough it's as big as a lorry or what,
and some may think its too huge for me to drive,
challenge accepted!
tested and proven nothing is too big for me to handle,
and this vehicle is so swaggg!
i just love to drive big vehicles,
coz we like a boss on the road!
b4 this alphard was the biggest for me,
now this minibus shall be the biggest for now heheh :)
 
 
look at the interior itself,
there's karaoke set too,
so they can donate thier nice voices by singing,
and when im bored i can k.o too,
 
 
some of our destination includes,
sg flyer,suntec,merlion,duty free outlet,choc factory,hajjah maimunah,bugis,chinatown and sentosa,
all in one day,
tiring but stress free,
lepak work,
just drive n wait
 
 
too be honest,
driving this dope thingy is like driving a lorry,
its bigger than the usual vans on the road,
when turning must makan jauh n stuff,
but its so fun!
and im lovin it,
well this is my part time job :)
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mat indon

 
ya ibu2 bapak2 selamat datang ke singapura,
ini lah kota singapura,
bezanya dengan indonesia, singapura tidak punyai banyak sampah di jalanan,
singapura ada bapak singa dan anak singa,
bapak singa di sentosa dan anak singa di singapore river,
 
and that's how the tour guide described our country,
as the driver i just giggled away,
i find their lingo and accent quite cute,
and i did play along with them,
tuning my mode to indon mode,
thanks to all the sinetron on tv,
 
till most of them thought im indonesian or malaysian,
i was like enggak bu,
saya org asli sini :)
kok bisa bahasa indonesia ya?
mama ku selalu nonton sinetron,
gue ngontot sekali,
 
and when i on the karaoke set for them,
they were like happy kids,
sing song sing song,
pak ayuh karaoke aja,
lagu ini bisa enggak?
"bisa bangat"
 
seriously i can be mat indon already,
hahaha oh well my ancestors were from there mah,
cannot blame..hahahah
 
well ppl, welcome to the tourism world!!
 
 
 
 

Thursday, June 20, 2013

amanah

Where the amanah from u?
The person trusted u to hand it over,
But till now where is it?
To be honest i dnt really desperately in need of it,
But u noe why i kept asking and kept acting as if i need it?
Because i know this would happen,
And well enough i was right,
What if i do really2 need it?
Are u going to give me that excuses and thinking im gonna bear wit it?
Hmm mayb..but mayb not
K lazy to continue..got to work
Bye

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Monday, June 17, 2013

just dua it

Mohon doa semue agar semuenye berjalan dengan lancar :)

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demons



Sunday, June 16, 2013

mute mode

When i cry, im switch to mute mode,
I couldnt utter a single word for goodness sake..
Must brave my heart through for sure,
Leggo!

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my gags

Again...another mkcik said i looked like tomok! Omgeeee serious pe?
She was like "hadi kawan kat sebelah tu mcm tomok eh"
I burst out laughing...

And just now another mkcik,
Awk "kecik molek"...
Ya Allah...
She wanted to give me bunge telur bdk2,
Then i was like saye bapak budak hehehe
Tu dier kate saye kecik molek heheheh

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emmbekkk

Kambing ku lari gagak berani!!!

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cravings satisfied

Satisfying my cravings bit by bit,
In less than a month,
Ramadhan is coming,
U noe always ur cravings start to kick in during ramadhan month,
Therefore must kill the cravings so that they got no reason to appear during ramadhan month hehhe :)

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lets roll out

When we're bored,
We just have to roll it out all night,
Enjoying the whistling breeze brushing off our faces,
Breaking the silence with our criking scooters,
We drifted all around the park,
Amazingly we rolled abt 12km long,
And tts so awesome!
Punggol waterway is one of the best park ij sg :)

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

just a qoute

Kadang Allah sembunyikan matahari,
Dia datangkan petir dan kilat,
Kita tertanya-tanya dimana disembunyikan matahari,
Rupe-rupenye Allah memberi kita pelangi 
-Syurga cinta

I got the hangover

 
watching the hangover 3 alone wasnt tt bad afterall :)
coz the movie is just hilarious,
but then they were right,
part 1 n 2 were much better,
i would give it a 7/10,
coz this time there's no hangover at all...

Monday, June 10, 2013

nostalgic school

 
 
these pictures bring back fond memories of the nostalgic new town primary,
a lil history of it:
it was used to be permaisura pri sch too,
i was in class:
1BB,2E,3A,4B,5B,6B
when i was in pri 3 they started coming out with core values names,
for eg, 3 Caring,3 Responsibility and etc
so i use to be in the caring and responsibility classes,
so tts make me errr.....u noe i noe la,
just kidding~
 
the building still exists just that its no longer NTPS,
they converted it into MOE heritage centre,
there's no lift so u can feel how much we suffered climbing the stairs with our heavy bags,
oh our classroom has no doors so it's really old skoolzzz,
our 1st parade would be just in front of the block,
yesss the road there,
especially after it rained, the floor damn wet mixed with road tar all,
its just memorable :)
 
 

 
and this is the gate which seperate block A n B,
ohh not forgetting the canteen too,
hmm the ayam kicap was the best lah!
30cents only for a wing!
nasi lemak 50 cents,
now where to get all these?
tak dpt ahhh..
and i love to run around the sch,
especially tt link way above,
its like a race track hehehe
 
spacious?
actually it is spacious coz this is one of the big classroom,
and look at the floor,
its still tar,
or clay or watever,
the point is ur pants will be dusty if u sit oon the floor,
so have to piak2 ur pants and skirts to dust them off,
and tts the reason i wont put my bag on the floor,
best part we still uses the chalks instead of markers,
i we lucky enuf,we got the colors chalks,
so th teachers hands will be full of chalk's powders,
 
 
 
tadaaaa this is the boys toilet,
so when u pee,
u can actually see's ur neighbours birds too,
LOL,
the good thing was only one person needs to flush it,
like kampung2 right my sch?
eventhough its old but its one of the best school to me :)
while ppl going crazy for new building type of sch,
we were like the pioneer schooling in our fore-fathers school :)

Sunday, June 9, 2013

mufti menk


I just got to know about him,
and he is good...
the way he delivers the message,
masya Allah

and i missed his presence in SG,
lets make dua so that we can attend his ceramah the next time round,
ameen :)

No money, No honey

From today onwards,
im going to eat grass like a moo-moo cow,
im going to get myself grounded by doing something stupid,
im going to hide under my tempurung like the katak calling the rain,
just to save myself from the evil world,
becozzzzzzzz the moment i step out of my cosy home --> keching keching $$$$

best part i didnt and wont be getting my last pay which i thought im getting,
so i shall be a caveman for the mean time till i get my job,
i want to stop jual anggur already,
i must get a job ASAP,
leggo!

oh did i tell you bibik asked me if i want marry to her sepupu?
she said her sepupu very pretty and smart,
she studying to be a doc who can deliver baby,
she got lesung pipit,
and even want to give me her FB,

tkpe lah bik,
terime kasih kerane minat kat saye nak kenal2 kan kepade sepupu bik tu,
saye tahu dier cantik,
cume...
saye dah malas pasal ni semue
saye kan dah berpunye,
punye nye mak saye,
GF saye mak saye,
lagipon where got time for all these,
nuff said :)

Marathon ustaz kazim

this week i tried to complete the marathon but unfortunately i only managed to complete 2/3 of it.
of course not the running2 thingy,
im refering to ceramah :)
 I didnt go for the masjid sultan one,

It's a rare occasion for ustaz kazim to conquer the whole weekends,
both sat and sun,
sat night he was at masjid al-iman,
sunday morning he was at serimbun camp (some kids camp)
sunday afternoon he was at masjid al-amin,
and sunday night he was at masjid sultan,


the crowd at al-amin was masya Allah,
full-house sangat2,
and i saw tok yunus too hehehehe

missed this mosque so much,
last visited this mosque was few months back for my last day of mandarin class,
 yesterday the topic was abt israk dan mikraj,
seriously he never fail to make the ceramah lively and fun,
he would sing and crack jokes all the time,
and tts why his pengikut so ramai :)
i think he hafal all the legend songs..





when i first reached al-amin,
i saw a lot of ppl went out of the mosque,
so i thought the ceramah finished or i looked wrongly at the timings,
panic sekejap dibuatnye,
rupenye there's a ceramah by mufti menk from zimbabwe in the morning,
walauuu..i didnt know abt it,
mufti menk is so awesome ahhhh,

nontheless there's still ustaz kazim to make my day,
topic masam-masam manis,
its more for the family and couples2 yg dah kahwin,
i felt like a pakcik2 yg dah rumah tangga lal,
k mcm paham,
but it was nice to listen to it,
the tips and whatever he said did make sense and really true,

got one part he said that,
actually it's easy to get married,
just that nowadays the culture and ppl make a marriage so difficult,
difficult in a sense that the cost one must bear in order to make a grand wedding,
then i was like...so freaking true ah...
nowadays if nk kahwin u must have at least 20-30K in hand?
and this does not include 5 years down the road lagi..
therefore i shall conclude tt tts y a lot of ppl dont want to get married,
so trueee so trueeee

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Fardhu Kifayah


Yesterday i went for my kursus jenazah,
lead by saudara Ameer Al Hakim who has worked in this line for 4 years,
a very experience person,
there's the theory and practical part,
eventhough it was kindda short but it was a good learning experience,
and here are some info that i would like to share with u guys :)

Dalam Islam, ada dua bentuk ilmu fardu, yakni ilmu fardhu ain dan ilmu fardu kifayah.
Fardu Kifayah merupakan perkara yang wajib dilakukan oleh sesebuah komuniti orang Islam yang baligh dan berakal.
Tidak perlu setiap orang membuatnya, tetapi sekiranya dilakukan oleh segolongan daripada mereka, maka lepaslah kewajipan terhadap yang lainnya.
Contohnya adalah seperti menguruskan jenazah.


Tanda-tanda nazak

1.kedengaran suara ghor ghorrah (bergelegak) roh dah di kerongkong
- (seperti susah nak bernafas,pintu taubat telah ditutup)
2. bunyi nafas yang kuat
3. kuku, jari2 kaki dan tangan menjadi biru dan lebam
4. tulang belakang telah jatuh

nazak
-nak buat ape?

1. halakan kaki ke arah qiblat
2.talkinkan yakni ajarkan kalimah tauhid (Laillah ha illa Allah)
3. dibacakan yasin
4. berbaik sangka terhadap Allah

Tanda-tanda seseorang sudah meninggal

-batang hidung telah jatuh
-kaki cnederung ke bawah
-tulang belakang jatuh
-penhesahan dari orang yang ahli

Baru meninggal nak buat apa?

1. ikat dagunya dan simpul di atas umbunnya untuk memastikan mulutnya tertutup
2. rapatkan kedua-dua belah matanya
3.tanggalkan pakaian dan tutup jenazay dengan kain batik lepas
4. letakkan tangan seperti dalam solat
5. lembutkan tulang sendinya
6. letak sesuatu atas perut supaya perut tidak kembung
7.luruskan kakinya
8. kedua kakinya dan kedua ibu jari kaki dirapatkan dan diikat
9.letakkan jenzah di tempat tinggi (sebaiknya di bilik)
10.wangikan bilik jenazah

semoge ape yang dituliskan di atas ini dapat dimanfaatkan bersama, in shaa Allah,
segale salah dan silap datangnye dari saye,
dan segale kebaikkan datangnye dari Allah, ameen :)

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Friday, June 7, 2013

now you see me

 
this movie is sick!
i got tricked even at the start of the show,
it's a mind-blowing movie,
not because of the tricks the performed,
but at how they played with our mind by using media and etc,
everyone knows magic is just an illusion,
just that some ppl may fall for it,
somehow i fell for it too,
like u keep wondering how they do it?
 
those who observant enough,
this movie actually depicts at how the illuminati actually works,
how they toyed with the world via media and etc,
so be warn! if u want to watch this movie,
watch it with an open mind and do not get too egrossed watching it,
 
but overall i would say its a good movie,
one of a kind type of movie i would say,
good movie,
good plot,
good company
and
good bye! :)
 
PS: the eyes are everywhere watching you.
the closer you look,the easier for you to be tricked
 
goshhh yess have yet to catch my hangover!
 
 
 
 
 

the wonders of dream

Yesterday night i had a dream,
Or shld i call it a nightmare?

I dreamt i swam thru a long sewage full of crocodiles,
And i survived of course,
Hero never die right?
K step hero jek...

The other scenario was,
I drove a double-decker sbs bus,
And i was so clumsy that i banged into a few vehicles while reversing,
K that was scary and i woke up with a jerk,
Thank Allah coz its just a dream,
If not no money to pay the damages done,
Hehebehehe

Hmmm so wads next?
Mayb a dream abt me being a magician?
Or perhaps bring me to the world of fairytale where i can meet repunzel,cinderella and etc :):)

Ok leggo!!!

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

lets play!!

After the hectic morning yesterday,
After taking my nap,
Decided to bring the kids out to wcp since its the holiday!!!

We had lotsa funn!!
Finally get to play with the scooters,
Helicopter and the kite,
Unfortunately the wind velocity wasnt tt great and ladybird couldnt fly high,
Its ok thoughhh,
Coz we are awesome kids and we just have to play play and play! :):)

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yet another disappoinment

To be honest im kindda upset and disappointed a lil,
For giving me promises that u end up not fulfillng it,
Best part u didt fulfill it coz of ur self ignorance,
Going home late wasnt a good reason,
U noe its someone big day and u just heck it didnt u?
Its really irresponsible of u i have to say,

Well something for u to ponder on young man,
Who's the person who entertained ur favors the day b4? If i noe this was coming,
I wouldnt serve that favor of urs and let tt machine just dead..

Ok la i give it to u,
Mayb i shldnt care abt tt,
But at least attend ur cousion's big day for goodness sake!
Whats the point of asking me to be the chauffer and attend the solemnization yet u urself didnt attend it!
Period!!


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just married

Yesterday i became a chauffer,
A chauffer to the couples :) ,
Fetched them from cck at 7am,
End up moved off by 745am,
Standard bride always late lol,
End up putting pressure on me coz had to reach ROMM by 9am,
Plus the jammmm jammmm jammmm,
Plus im not too sure of the route,
So i gambled the way thru and alhamdulillah,
We made it on time :)
One macho clap!!

To be honest im kindda felt awkward most of the time,
Coz im like a starnger,
I only know the groom's family side,
Lucky there were pak bujang,mak nah, kak yah,mak min n ect,
Phewwwww...
So happy to meet each other,
And i didnt noe i got a fan!!
Like waddddd..
And its mak nahh!! Coz she said i looked like tomok,
Errrr not tomok the cat but the singer,
I dnt tink so lehhh but ive been getting that since im like pri sch??
Even mak min also said so...
Nahhh he's too handsome for me to challenge :):)

Anw2 selamat pengantin baru mamat!!
Dahhh kahwinnn ehkkk..
Gd job!! Moge kekal hingga anak cucu cicit!! Hehehehe




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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

rescue

Just now managed to rescue this bike,
Spent hours to run errands for this bike,
Andd tadaaa it revived!! Gd job guys!!

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Sunday, June 2, 2013

a tradition

Well its just a tradition to do this!
Hi pink ic! Welcome back to papa :)

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The day i turned into a civilian once again

Finally im done with this phase of my life,
The phase where every singaporean son has to go thru,
It was amazing how time flies,
To be honest,it was very very fast,
Like a G6!,

Im gonna miss every single things even the lil ones,
Be it the memories,people,the life n etc,
Even the cookhouse aunties n uncles!!

Well there's my favourite auntie who always disturb me and vice versa,
Uncle lai who always say "lai brother lai",
Kakak cine malaysia who always listen to malay's songs,
And alot more...
Bought them some tidbits to show my appreciation towards them :)

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